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You were with the Axis in your living room just skimming through channels.

"Is Maury on?" you asked Italy, who was in charge of the remote control.

"No, sorry (C/n)," Italy replied, still looking at the tv.

"Damn," you sat on your fancy chair (or as you called throne) and pondered. "Hey, how about we play a game? It's gonna be Maury!"

"DAT IS SO SMART," Italy said. "Germany! Be Maury!"

Germany groaned. "Fine. As long as it occupies you two from doing something stupid."

"Japan is the audience!" you said.

"Okay."

"So, my name's Tay Tay and I'm thinkin' that's my boyfriend, Dimitri is cheatin' on my ass and my child named LaToya." You grabbed a wig with black hair and purple streaks. You gave a messy, short black wig to Italy and brought in some ratchet clothing for your little 'roleplay'.

"Germany start us off," you said.

"So, once I looked into the lie detector you said that you hadn't cheated on (C/n)-"

"It's Tay Tay!" you yelled.

"Yes...Tay Tay. The lie detector determined that was a lie."

"Ooooh," Japan said, filling the role of the ghetto audience.

"I KNEW IT! YOU BITCH! YOU RATCHET!" you screamed to Italy, who was also cussing at you. You threw your hands up in the air. "GURL, HOLLA SIT YO ASS DOWN."

"Okay, so when I asked if you cheated on Tay Tay with five girls you said no. The lie detector determined that was also a lie."

"WHAT? YOU SERIOUS?!" you screamed again.

"BITCH THAT BABY AIN'T MINE," Italy responded back, waving his hands in the air.

"And for the results it turns out that Dimitri isn't the father!"

"OHHHH!" Japan got too into the role play and ran around screaming at the top of his lungs.

Italy started to do a dance while you were fake crying.

"I AIN'T THE FATHER BITCH. I AIN'T THE FATHER BITCH. HAHAHA! GO GET SOME FOOD STAMPS BITCH 'CAUSE I AIN'T PAYIN' FO' IT." Italy mocked you.

"I trusted you!" you fake sobbed.

"Tables have turned, bitch!" Italy joyfully said, cheering. You could see Germany smiling just the tiniest bit.

"Wasn't that fun?" you asked to Germany.

"Hmph. I guess so."

"Good," you said, getting up. "Now let's play Cheaters!"
This just got into my mind xD I think I'll make a series of let's plays xD

I don't own Hetalia
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:iconlonelyreaper2012:
LonelyReaper2012 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student General Artist
XD Fucking perfect.
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kisamisa16 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Digital Artist
THIS IS GOLD I SWEAR
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jliscool2013 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Pffffffffftttttttt!! Its 12 oclock and everyones asleep and im tryin so hard not to laugh to loudly I luv it all especially italy and japan being all in da ghetto.
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LolSwagYoloSwag Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
omgh xD
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Wolfsoul36 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
W-What.. I just.. .I Can't xDD 
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Itsinmybloodyouknow Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
(Romano walks in seeing Feli curse)
Holy motherfucking Shitballs batman.
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starkiller11240 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't imagine Japan acting ghetto XD Japan (Cookie Marshy Monsta) [V5] 
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NyanGirShadow Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HOLY JESUS I AM DYING OMFG
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mirahnorton Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
"BITCH THAT BABY AIN'T MINE," Italy responded back, waving his hands in the air.

I can see Romano walking in right here and just looks at us like wtf.
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ClariseBeilschmidt Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  New member Student Artist
Same!!
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