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You were with the Axis in your living room just skimming through channels.

"Is Maury on?" you asked Italy, who was in charge of the remote control.

"No, sorry (C/n)," Italy replied, still looking at the tv.

"Damn," you sat on your fancy chair (or as you called throne) and pondered. "Hey, how about we play a game? It's gonna be Maury!"

"DAT IS SO SMART," Italy said. "Germany! Be Maury!"

Germany groaned. "Fine. As long as it occupies you two from doing something stupid."

"Japan is the audience!" you said.

"Okay."

"So, my name's Tay Tay and I'm thinkin' that's my boyfriend, Dimitri is cheatin' on my ass and my child named LaToya." You grabbed a wig with black hair and purple streaks. You gave a messy, short black wig to Italy and brought in some ratchet clothing for your little 'roleplay'.

"Germany start us off," you said.

"So, once I looked into the lie detector you said that you hadn't cheated on (C/n)-"

"It's Tay Tay!" you yelled.

"Yes...Tay Tay. The lie detector determined that was a lie."

"Ooooh," Japan said, filling the role of the ghetto audience.

"I KNEW IT! YOU BITCH! YOU RATCHET!" you screamed to Italy, who was also cussing at you. You threw your hands up in the air. "GURL, HOLLA SIT YO ASS DOWN."

"Okay, so when I asked if you cheated on Tay Tay with five girls you said no. The lie detector determined that was also a lie."

"WHAT? YOU SERIOUS?!" you screamed again.

"BITCH THAT BABY AIN'T MINE," Italy responded back, waving his hands in the air.

"And for the results it turns out that Dimitri isn't the father!"

"OHHHH!" Japan got too into the role play and ran around screaming at the top of his lungs.

Italy started to do a dance while you were fake crying.

"I AIN'T THE FATHER BITCH. I AIN'T THE FATHER BITCH. HAHAHA! GO GET SOME FOOD STAMPS BITCH 'CAUSE I AIN'T PAYIN' FO' IT." Italy mocked you.

"I trusted you!" you fake sobbed.

"Tables have turned, bitch!" Italy joyfully said, cheering. You could see Germany smiling just the tiniest bit.

"Wasn't that fun?" you asked to Germany.

"Hmph. I guess so."

"Good," you said, getting up. "Now let's play Cheaters!"
This just got into my mind xD I think I'll make a series of let's plays xD

I don't own Hetalia
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fireball993 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
OH MY GOD! THIS IS TOO FUNNY! XDDD Joon: Bitch Please Im Fabulous XD Joon: Bitch Please Im Fabulous XD Joon: Bitch Please Im Fabulous XD Joon: Bitch Please Im Fabulous XD Joon: Bitch Please Im Fabulous XD Joon: Bitch Please Im Fabulous XD Joon: Bitch Please Im Fabulous XD Joon: Bitch Please Im Fabulous XD Joon: Bitch Please Im Fabulous XD that face XD that face XD that face XD that face XD that face XD that face XD 
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husuivermilion Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
Hhhahahahahhahaha dafuq ya guys?! Hahahahahahaah
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EstrellaNina Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
Italy. I Just. I can't Even [Icon] 
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kailee85501 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015
*evil grin* Romano (Curse) [V2] Now let me explain Cheaters.....!
I have read Cheaters story a few minutes a go... I really liked both of the storys!Good Job~!Italy (Epic Waving) [V1] 
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kailee85501 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015
This story = me and my best friends xD Great story!
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irishcrunch Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh. My. God.
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:iconrasberry24:
Rasberry24 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014
LMFAO ^▽^
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hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
1st of all the is was fucking awsome
2nd i had no idea italy could cuss
3rd of all it was lol how japan ran around yelling ohhh
this is one of the best ff evr
u get cookie
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FRANCEISWONDERFUL2 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014
(( xDDDD OMFG!!! I could so seeing that happening~ Italia is so cute when he cuses ))
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qai2002 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014
Oh please do make another story for cheaters.  LOL XDLlama Emoji-01 (Laughing) [V1] Laugh LOL Laughing 
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Gemiri Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe~
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:iconqai2002:
qai2002 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014
Ok :D (Big Grin) 
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SS-the-Wolf Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Professional General Artist
LOL
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DinoKittyAndWolfGang Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014
*Trying not to laugh so i wont wake up my family*
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DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
DAT WAS DA MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER READ.
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awesomenerdycatlady Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Student General Artist
YUUUUUUSH YOU MUST DO A AXIS X READER LETS PLAY CHEATERS. I SAW YOUR ALLIES ONE AND HOLY RICE BALLS WAS THAT PERFECT. YOU MUST DO IT FOR THE AXIS!!!!! PLEASE
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Gemiri Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lel. Maybe xD
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awesomenerdycatlady Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Student General Artist
;7; please I beg of you
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:icongemiri:
Gemiri Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Okie~!
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Feliciana123 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Japan being the getto audience that part had me in tears
and Italys cursing
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shakugan46 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014
*me reading* OOOOOHHHHH SHIT SON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Moriah-Phantomhive Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
I cannot stop laughing XD
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XXskyHD Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
OMG
what the hell did i just read?
just pure gold
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:iconletuise:
Letuise Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Gold, pure gold...
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Pfffft ghetto ita-chan
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BlackRose11A Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i don't know what reader did but she got Japan to do the over reaction 'ghetto' like voice of most reality audiences
(i don't know what im saying so don't feel offended)

i love it!
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LonelyReaper2012 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Student General Artist
XD Fucking perfect.
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kisamisa16 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Student Digital Artist
THIS IS GOLD I SWEAR
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jliscool2013 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Pffffffffftttttttt!! Its 12 oclock and everyones asleep and im tryin so hard not to laugh to loudly I luv it all especially italy and japan being all in da ghetto.
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LolSwagYoloSwag Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
omgh xD
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Wolfsoul36 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
W-What.. I just.. .I Can't xDD 
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Itsinmybloodyouknow Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
(Romano walks in seeing Feli curse)
Holy motherfucking Shitballs batman.
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starkiller11240 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I can't imagine Japan acting ghetto XD Japan (Cookie Marshy Monsta) [V5] 
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NyanGirShadow Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HOLY JESUS I AM DYING OMFG
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mirahnorton Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
"BITCH THAT BABY AIN'T MINE," Italy responded back, waving his hands in the air.

I can see Romano walking in right here and just looks at us like wtf.
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ClariseBeilschmidt Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Student Artist
Same!!
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megatejja Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
Clap Meow :3 La la la la 
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MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I would have expected cussing from Romano, buuuut....
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Skittleslover934 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD I died reading this!omg cry 
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FairyTail4322 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was at school and we wer talking about our future and i thought of this story i started to laugh 
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arts4lyfe Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
Too Cool! 
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arts4lyfe Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
actually, the tables have tabled 
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Gemiri Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Of course! *Runs to science lab and writes on board* The quote: "Tables have turned." isn't that! It's "Tables have tabled!" This is breakthrough in history...

*Crowd goes wild*
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hetalialover9001 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
:iconhorysheetplz:
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LailaBuscus Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I ROVE THAT SO MUCH.





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xOtakutaliax Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014   General Artist
xD
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Marshalyn4ever Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL I AIN'T THE FATHER BITCH! XD I died laughing
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elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
XD!
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pmkntrainerred Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Student Artist
uh what did i just read
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CreepyPastaFanBailey Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Student Writer
Omg-You killed me with laughter!
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